Product Description: Silicon Valley has blessed us with many things, both good and bad. The tech bubble of 1999, malicious Denial of Service Attacks against our cognition in the mobile internet era 2007+, and yet we still love the fact that progress must and will continue to compound until we are fully at war with the machines. Poke fun at yourself and take the race to future a little less seriously with this fun-loving tee.
Manufacturer Information: We print all of our products to order through our third-party manufacturer here in the United States. If you are wondering how the shirts fit or what the material is made out of please check out our shirt sizing chart and fabrication page here: shirt sizing chart and fabrication page.
Color: Army, Ash, Asphalt, Black, Brown, Deep Heather, Navy, Pebble Brown, and White
Gender: Unisex Jersey S/S
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
